Be Strange

Download Be Strange MP3

NOTICE: you do not have permission to re-record or redistribute this material for profit.  see US code tittle 17 chapter 11.

This track is unique in that it doesn’t have any ukulele.  Yet.  It will.  It’s more unique in that Justin sings it instead of Zack, and by sings I mean some kind of terrible rap.

Lyrics:

Go ahead and stick a glass dildo in your cooch
Then kneel down and smooch the pooch
Masturbate to turtle shlongs
Hard-shelled reptiles turn you on
Use your earwax, melt some crayons
Violet, Shitbrown, Green, Vermillion
Go ahead and be strange
That’s right baby be strange

Go ahead and be strange
You know you wanna be strange

Stick some salsa in your thong
Corn chips in that can’t go wrong
Stick your dong in a ham calzone
The melted cheese might make you moan
Go ahead and be strange
That’s right baby be strange
Bible Readings with your gran
Leave a steamer in her can
Summertime you’re in the shade
But your cup ain’t filled with lemonade
In the backseat while mama’s drivin’ car
Rub one off to Clinton and Gore
Go ahead and be strange
That’s right baby be strange

Drip dry after a golden shower
Excess urine gives you power
Ticklin’ the todger while your sis is in the bed
Been a few days at least it ain’t head
Make a cat in heat meow
Stick a q-tip in its boom-chicka-wow-wow
Vibratin’ razor to the taint
Dull end dude the sharp it ain’t
Eat some broccoli make some funny faces
Then toot your horn in some public places
Go ahead and be strange
That’s right baby be strange
Go ahead and be strange…

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