Coolest Thing in the World

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Lyrics

[G]Baby you do something to me that I [C]just can’t explain
[D]But the things you do to me girl cause an [C]avalanche in my[G] brain
[G]I know this ain’t no news to you so[C] please don’t act surprised
[D]But the thing that drives me crazy is right [C]there between your [G]thighs

[A]Sex! It’s [D]awesome!
[A]Sex! It may just be the[C] coolest thing in the[G] world
[A]Sex! Fucking[D] awesome.
[A]Sex! Is better than eating [C]chicken with [G]Genghis Khan.

You’re built just like a shithouse and those bricks are made of gold
Cunnilingus with you could never get old
You’ve got one of those faces that could launch a thousand ships
And I’m pretty sure The Illyiad was inspired by your tits

Sex! It’s awesome!
Sex! It may just be the coolest thing in the world!
Sex! Totally awesome.
Sex! Is better than playing lawn darts with the blind.

Green Lantern had Sinestro, you know that Superman had Lex
I ain’t one of those guys, but my weakness is your sex
Sex is better than paintball and I like it more than Tang
Let’s put on a swanky porno and let me do my thang

Sex! It’s awesome!
Sex! It may just be the coolest thing in the world!
Sex! Awesome.
Sex! Is better than shaving on the moon.

I ain’t never been to Norway and I’m sorry to be crass
But I’m pretty sure the vikings came to America for your ass
Good thing they came here early, about a thousand years or so
Cause if they’d have beat me to you, you’d be a viking ho

Sex! It’s awesome!
Sex! It may just be the coolest thing in the world!
Sex! AWESOME!
Sex! Totally worth fighting vikings in Quebec.

Now I like making pizza and strumming on my uke
But to go without the poontang and I think I’d have to puke
I know you’ve never met him but I bet it would be  wild
Cause just one look at you girl would make Jesus kick a child

Sex! It’s awesome!
Sex! It may just be the coolest thing in the world!
Sex! Fucking awesome.
Sex! Is better than Bob Barker getting neutered.

Sometimes I get so horny
And you’re just not around
But I gotta let some steam off
And there’s one thing that I’ve found
Nothin’ against you dear
Please don’t put me on the shelf
But it’s really just as awesome when I do it to myself

Sex! It’s … all right.
Sex! Is probably top ten coolest things in the world.
Sex! It’s pretty awesome.
Sex! Is really great, but only when convenient.

The original – Version 1

And Version 2



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