Meth Lab

It’s a song about regret.

Download Meth Lab MP3

NOTICE: you do not have permission to re-record or redistribute this material for profit.  see US code tittle 17 chapter 11.

lyrics:

[A]My house is[D]smokin’
Policemen are walking on my[A] lawn
All hell has broken[D] loose
and everything is going [A]wrong
They’re [E]wearing their[D] biohazard [A]suits
They[E] say if I [D]cooperate that[A] nobody shoots
And it’s[F#M] times like this I wish I
[E]Never would have [D]built that [A]meth lab
[E]Never should have [D]built that [A]meth lab

The FBI says that I’m wanted dead or alive
I can hear them closing in
and I think that I may not survive
Well they’ve located my subterranean lair
Sending in their robots and gassing up my air
And its times like this I wish I
Never would have weaponized urinaum
Never should have weaponized ur

Oh the prince of darkness laughs as I’m thrown into the pit
There’s torment all around me and I’m literally up to my neck in shit
Condemned to an eternity or more
Tortured by my ex-girlfriends and forced to watch Jersey Shore
And its times like this I wish I
never would have sold my soul to satan
never should have sold my soul to satan

The ability to make my farts smell like whatever I want
really wasn’t worth selling my soul to satan

(here comes the bridge)

When I was a young man
My mom said don’t be rude
Be courteous and respectful not ignorant and lewd
Well I tried so very hard to write clean songs for my folks
But I reveled in irreverence and wrote musical dirty jokes

So I strummed my ukulele and wrote songs about masturbation and shit
Threw in references to zombies and serial killers wherever they would fit
Most people thought they were as offensive as could be
Others kind of liked them cause they were just as sick as me
And its times like this I wish I
never would have played with my left tit
never should have played with my left tit

And that, ladies and gentlemen
Is what she said


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